he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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