I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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