Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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