i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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