also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Buhtt sex?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I see more hoeing in ur future
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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