im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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