Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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