You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Just puked most of my soul out..
do nipples grow back?
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