just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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