Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
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im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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