i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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