did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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