I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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