I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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