i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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