if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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