It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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