Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
