I wish i was in the wii world.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Randomize
