The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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