I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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