Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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