I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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