it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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