Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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