I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
your thong is hanging out like whoa
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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