Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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