I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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