As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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