How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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