I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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