As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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