I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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