We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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