Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
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370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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