Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
where are you?
Hypothermia
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Randomize
