Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
We are all done wearing pants today
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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