Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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