you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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