I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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