I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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