she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member