Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.