are you so shy because you have an std?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
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