:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
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he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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