On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
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