I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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