SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
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I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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