like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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