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Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
3pm strippers are depressing
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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