I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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