Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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