My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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