im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Operation Purity has been aborted
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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