Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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