CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
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We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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